Archive for January 2008
Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt Anonymous, I need help …
If you look close enough at these Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures, I think you can see through her sweater. The again, maybe I am just hallucinating from staring at my “Radiation King” 11-inch monitor for the last 6 hours hoping to catch a glimpse of boob. Actually, it must be a hallucination because cargo pants make Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass look good. Like I always say “butt is like pizza, even when it is bad, it’s still good” – especially covered in sauce with double cheese.
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Pamela Anderson narrowly escapes with her life!
In perhaps the most frightening news I have heard in months, Pamela Anderson was recently chased through an airport by a midget in camouflage pants. I know stalkers can come in all shapes and sizes, but midget stalkers only come in one size, so look out!
In a desperate attempt to defend herself, Pamela tried to knock over the attacker by swinging her pendulous breasts. The 3 foot 6 attacker was spared as Pamela Anderson’s boobs swung safely overhead, but did become frightened and ran off. Authorities believe the midget stalker may still be at large, but will probably turn her attention to more manageable midget targets like Avril Lavigne.
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