I know over the last few weeks there has been nothing but bad press about Britney Spears and her problems. But take a look at these photos from the other day. Now this is a Britney Spears I can get on board with! Maybe it was laundry day? Or maybe she just came back from an Amateur Lingerie Wrestling tournament? I don’t know, and you don’t want to know.
Maybe I like the look of torn fishnet stockings and an oversized shirt covering up booty shorts because it reminds me of the innocent times of childhood. Well maybe just my childhood. By age 3 I was the youngest Pimp working at the Nevada Mustang Ranch. At 7 I sold my hoes and invested all my money into a little movie production company called Vivid Video. At 14 I liquidated my Vivid stock to fund the development of the Water-Powered Sponge Car. These days I am broke – turns out that no one wanted to drive a wet sponge! Who knew?
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Britney Spears is at Rock Bottom
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