They say “No good deed goes unpunished”. Since I have an IQ of 27 I don’t really know what that means, but what I do know is that purple is the flavour of sunshine. No wait, that’s not it … oh yeah, what I do know, is that too much of something good can make it bad. Such is the case with Britney Spears in a bikini. I enjoyed the first set of pictures this week, but now she needs to cover up and keep me in suspense for a few weeks to whet my appetite.
It’s not that Britney Spears in a bikini is inherently bad. To me she actually looks pretty decent. But Britney needs to remember that her body is like a Michael Bay movie – it’s totally interesting for about 8 minutes, but after that you have to look away … and at 102 minutes it becomes unbearable. Now you might be asking yourself how a Britney Spears bikini post became a Michael Bay rant? I’ll tell you – 40 foot tall robots with guns. Fail to see the relevance? Think about it ...
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Britney Spears Bikini Redux ... too much of a good thing?
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Britney Spears,
Celebrity Bikini
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