Maybe it’s just that I have had a few breakfast cocktails, or maybe it’s just that I haven’t left my computer long enough in the last few years to actually go out and see a real woman, but I don’t think Britney Spears looks that bad in a bikini. Sure Britney has put on a few pounds since her pre-children days but really that’s nothing that 20 minutes a day on the cock-master won’t fix. Or maybe it’s just that I am a practical man and I can overlook a little Buddha belly to live in the lap of luxury that many millions of dollars could provide.
I think I should join an internet dating site and put that in my profile: “Willing to date slightly overweight women provided they are rich and generous”. There must be plenty of sugar-mamma types out there looking for hairy, grossly overweight, midget bloggers. I mean if you want to be noticed at a party, walk in with me on your arm. I guarantee all your friends will be jealous that you have your own fat Caucasian Yoda - once stopped the vomiting they have, hmmmm!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Com'on Britney does not look that bad
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Britney Spears,
Celebrity Bikini
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