I should have toned up for 'Transformers' but I’m really lazy. I had to put on weight. I’d lost a lot of weight and got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on size for 'Transformers' because Michael [Bay, the director] doesn’t like skinny girls.
I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now? - FOX News
So Michael Bay doesn't like skinny chicks? Know what else Michael Bay doesn't like? Movies with a coherent story line, a basic plot or decent acting ... but I digress ...
I am not going to argue with Michael Bay on this one, Megan Fox could stand to gain a few pounds. Sure she just shed 165 pounds of useless fat when she dumped Brian Austin Green, but a few extra inches and some curves and “Transformers 2 : Giant Robot Boogaloo” could be a bigger hit than the first one. And by "bigger hit" I mean that I might actually be able to watch it with lusty eyes and not feel like some sort of old perv. Now I am not saying that I am not an old perv, I just don't like it when the Sorority Girls accross the street spray paint it on my house.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Megan Fox is a Fattie
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