Angelina Jolie wears fancy dresses
Angelina Jolie and her pneumatic lips showed up at something recently wearing this dress. I don’t know if it’s an optical illusion or brilliant design, but the line of this dress really draws the eyes up to one of her greatest physical features – her shoulders. Look at those things! So soft and round, and they don’t have that big blue vein in them like some of the bigger shoulders do.
My Mom must be making a killing selling her old curtains to Hollywood stars as dresses. First it was Jennifer Love Hewitt, now Angelina Jolie. I think I want some of that action for myself. Any Hollywood starlets out there need a new dress? I have a an original design available made from Walmart vertical blinds! Yes, now my neighbors can see me on the crapper, but I need the money – burritos aren’t free you know!
