Kirsten Dunst Losing Focus
It’s pretty sad when the best thing you can say about a photo of someone is that it is out of focus, but the best part of these Kirsten Dunst photos is that you can’t really tell it’s Kirsten Dunst.
That’s like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a “hot body, weird face” contest, it can’t be done.
-Peter Griffin
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Submit search form Melora Hardin leaves me with no words
Melora Hardin has one of the recurring supporting roles on “The Office”. As Jan, she plays Micheal’s girlfriend and former boss. Most of her story lines revolve around her boobs some how. And I say, why not?
I don’t have much more to say about this so:
A guy is driving fast and out of control and slams into the side of the building and the Fire Department has to cut him out of the car.
Cops: “What’s the matter, the brakes didn’t work?”
Man: “No, I don’t know how to drive.”
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Angelina Jolie wears fancy dresses
Angelina Jolie and her pneumatic lips showed up at something recently wearing this dress. I don’t know if it’s an optical illusion or brilliant design, but the line of this dress really draws the eyes up to one of her greatest physical features – her shoulders. Look at those things! So soft and round, and they don’t have that big blue vein in them like some of the bigger shoulders do.
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Stacey Keibler’s Downward Slide … and not in a good way!
I was watching “The Comebacks” the other day, and there was a 30 second scene with Stacy Keibler in it. It got me thinking that her career is going backwards. Twice a week I used to see her on the WWE/WWF wrestling shows, and then it was “Dancing with the Stars”. Now, the only time I see her is 30 second cameos in forgettable movies and lonely late night Google searches.
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Lindsay Lohan is Smurf-tastic!
Well, it turns out I was wrong about Lindsay Lohan not being able to get work. The latest rumour is that she has been chosen to star in the upcoming live-action Smurf movie. Enjoy these candid photos – I had to scale a 12-foot razor-wire fence and kill 4 ninja zombie guards to get them. In case you are wondering, I came out without a scratch.
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Tony Romo says “Nomo” to Jessica Simpson
In recent celebrity relationship news, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo has downgraded his relationship with Jessica Simpson to “just friends”. It seems that Romo blames his poor on-field performance to the Jessica Simpson curse.
A few days after the Giants bounced the Cowboys from the playoffs, Romo called the “Dukes of Hazzard” star to tell her their romance was over. “He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends,” a pal of hers said.
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Trish Stratus is giving me Strausfaction
I figured I couldn’t post about the current reigning round-butt Queen without a post about the former round-butt Queen. Trish Stratus was a fitness model, then a “wrestler” in the WWE. She is a tough chick, and she is Canadian – so you know she gets a little freaky-deaky under the covers!
I really don’t know how to decide who has the more epic butt between Trish Stratus and Vida Guerra, so I will have to propose some sort of competition. Maybe take them to the beach, have them bend over and grab their ankles while holding a stick between their butt cheeks – then we can see which ass-sundial keeps better time! Ok, maybe that won’t prove anything, but it sounds like a fun afternoon.
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