Lindsay Lohan is Smurf-tastic!
Well, it turns out I was wrong about Lindsay Lohan not being able to get work. The latest rumour is that she has been chosen to star in the upcoming live-action Smurf movie. Enjoy these candid photos – I had to scale a 12-foot razor-wire fence and kill 4 ninja zombie guards to get them. In case you are wondering, I came out without a scratch.
The story (from what I gather from these photos) has something to do with Lindsay Lohan being a Smurf nun who’s life gets ruined by her addiction to vodka and Smurf-berry juice. She is forced into smurf-titution to pay the bills, and things climax when she is found passed out in her Smurf-mobile after running into a Smurf-tree with a few grams of crystal-smurf and a smurf-pipe …
… or maybe I have had too many Blue Curacao and whipped cream shooters …
