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Pamela Anderson narrowly escapes with her life!
In perhaps the most frightening news I have heard in months, Pamela Anderson was recently chased through an airport by a midget in camouflage pants. I know stalkers can come in all shapes and sizes, but midget stalkers only come in one size, so look out!
In a desperate attempt to defend herself, Pamela tried to knock over the attacker by swinging her pendulous breasts. The 3 foot 6 attacker was spared as Pamela Anderson’s boobs swung safely overhead, but did become frightened and ran off. Authorities believe the midget stalker may still be at large, but will probably turn her attention to more manageable midget targets like Avril Lavigne.
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