Tony Romo says “Nomo” to Jessica Simpson
In recent celebrity relationship news, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo has downgraded his relationship with Jessica Simpson to “just friends”. It seems that Romo blames his poor on-field performance to the Jessica Simpson curse.
A few days after the Giants bounced the Cowboys from the playoffs, Romo called the “Dukes of Hazzard” star to tell her their romance was over. “He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends,” a pal of hers said.
I wouldn’t care if dating Jessica Simpson caused me testicular atrophy due to sudden paralysis in half my body. She is rich and hot and I would hold on to her with my vice-like kung-fu grip. Now, I am not saying that I am the type of shallow guy that would date a woman just for her looks and her money, but I am the type of guy that would date a woman for her looks and money.
